The official I love south park thread

[Kamikaze Parrot]

Dena showed me this.



southpark.gamesweb.com/flash/spstudio.html

[ChaoticWretch]

my favorites:
Cartmen: "you know when you've just taken a really big crap? it felt gooooood"
...
Cartmen: "you know when that really big crap gets sucked back into your ass? NOOOOO I'M NOT FEELING ALRIGHT GOD DAMNIT!!!"
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(THUMP)
Kyle: What the hell are you doing??
Cartmen: I'm killing you Kyle... Unfortunatly I can only afford a wiffle bat so it's going to take awhile
(THUMP... THUMP... THUMP... THUMP...)
Cartmen: Don't try to fight it Kyle... Just slip into sweet unconsciousness...
(THUMP... THUMP... THUMP... THUMP...)
Cartmen: It won't be long now Kyle...
(THUMP... THUMP... THUMP... THUMP...)...
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Kyle: Cartmen?
Kyle: Cartmen??...
Cartmen: Benjamin Franklin?
Kyle: No terd pants, it's Kyle.
Cartmen: Oh... get... out... of... my... flashback... you... god... damn... jew...

[StoryOfMyLife]

[glow=green,2,300]My favorite is the Lord Of The Rings/Harry Potter episode.

"Go ahead and play Harry Butthole Pussy Potter".[/glow]

[YourOwnSorrow]

I love cheesy poofs, I love cheesy poofs.

"well hello its all my little friends, with all their little dreams"

[sparky93]

my favorite quotes.

"Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine!" ~kyle~

"Oh, I'm through with Mr. Hat. He's a two-timing whore. From now on you'll be learning from Mr.Twig." ~mr. garrison~

"There are no stupid questions.... just stupid people." ~mr. garrison~

"We're never gunna get any candy if Kenny keeps eating people!" ~cartman~

"We don't say fuck at the table asshole!" ~kenny's mom~

"Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job or Kenny's dad would be a millionare!" ~cartman~

"Did you know that when one little panda pulls on another little panda's underwear, that's sexual harassment? That makes me a sa-a-a-a-ad panda" ~sexual harassmet panda~

[ChaoticWretch]

"Kyle's Mom Is A Stupid Bitch In D-Minor"
-Eric Cartman

Ooooooooww

Well, Kyle's mom a bitch, she a big fat bitch, she the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch. She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

Monday, she's a bitch. On Tuesdays, she's a bitch and Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch. Then on Sunday, just to be different, she's a super King Kamayamaya beeyoch.

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a mean old bitch and has stupid hair. She's a b-b-b-b-b-bitch. B-b-b-b-b-b-cause she's a stupid bitch. Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch. Kyle's mom is a bitch. Ahhhhhhh *Sigh*

[ChaoticWretch]

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo,
He loves me, I love You,
Therefore vicariously he loves you too,
Even if you're a Jew!

Sometimes He's nutty, Sometimes He's corny,
He can be brown or greenish-brown,
But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve,
He might come to your town

[kagee]

[glow=red,2,300]anyones favorite kyle? my name is kyle but i aint jewish...moo[/glow]

[Army Of Larry]

You will respect my athorataaay!

or my favorite "drugs are bad, cos only hippies do drugs, and hippies suck."

"drugs are bad, mmmm kay."

South Park rules, and you are all Uncle fuckers!

[KrazeeSheep]

ForgetMyName said:

definetely. simpsons have been around longer, and for that reason they have to be number 1. plus, it's just classic and funy, obviously
but south park is definetely way up there as well

i've got tired of the simpsons now, they keep repeating the same episodes on BBC2 and they've begun to annoy me- i like futurama better.

But nothing beats south park for a cartoon! my 2 faves are the 'super best friends' episode where David Blaine is terrorising the world and the one with Osama bin laden and 'stevie nicks' in is the funniest one yet (the towlie-ban joke was cheese on a stick!)

VIVE LA RESISTANCE!