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Jul 12, 2007 18:20:08 GMT -5
Post by Redd on Jul 12, 2007 18:20:08 GMT -5
Ahaha, I love the black metal one.
I love the constant "Don't be Dani Filth."
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Jul 12, 2007 18:36:04 GMT -5
Post by Misanthropic Philanthropist on Jul 12, 2007 18:36:04 GMT -5
yeah. that one's a gem. and "always make sure your album title consists of the completely unrelated words. Dimmu Borgir are masters of this. See also Immortal's "Diabolical Fullmoon Mysticism"
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Jul 12, 2007 18:44:12 GMT -5
Post by Redd on Jul 12, 2007 18:44:12 GMT -5
I'm too metal to take out the trash.
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Jul 12, 2007 18:51:20 GMT -5
Post by Misanthropic Philanthropist on Jul 12, 2007 18:51:20 GMT -5
then your mom tells you to, and you do it.
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Jul 12, 2007 18:54:38 GMT -5
Post by Redd on Jul 12, 2007 18:54:38 GMT -5
You are not allowed to eat Marshmallow Peeps.
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Jul 12, 2007 18:55:43 GMT -5
Post by Misanthropic Philanthropist on Jul 12, 2007 18:55:43 GMT -5
there's no place for women in the homoerotic world of black metal, but if she still bugs you to be in your band, give her some lame spoken word part.
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Jul 12, 2007 19:00:07 GMT -5
Post by Redd on Jul 12, 2007 19:00:07 GMT -5
Publicly state that your band is "non-religious", then use the word "Satan" over 400 times on your one-song thirty-minute album.
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Jul 12, 2007 19:01:34 GMT -5
Post by Misanthropic Philanthropist on Jul 12, 2007 19:01:34 GMT -5
make inverted crosses out of drumsticks and anything else you can find. see also "clouded frost spire"
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Jul 12, 2007 19:03:37 GMT -5
Post by Redd on Jul 12, 2007 19:03:37 GMT -5
...The whole "clouded frost spire/gates of attrition" thing weirds me out...
All pets you own now will henceforth be known as "Crucifier". Any pets you own in the future will also be known as "Crucifier".
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Jul 12, 2007 19:04:32 GMT -5
Post by Misanthropic Philanthropist on Jul 12, 2007 19:04:32 GMT -5
I love that analogy they use. It still makes me chuckle ha ha.
You know what this album layout needs? Some titties!
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Jul 12, 2007 19:07:23 GMT -5
Post by Redd on Jul 12, 2007 19:07:23 GMT -5
AHH! NO! NO BOOBIES!
Design complex logo for your grim black metal band on binder paper in the middle of math class.
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Jul 12, 2007 19:12:22 GMT -5
Post by Misanthropic Philanthropist on Jul 12, 2007 19:12:22 GMT -5
you know what? and how long since you've acted like a troll? speaking of which, have you seen Immortal's "Call of The Wintermoon" video? Absolutely fucking hilarious.
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Jul 12, 2007 19:16:30 GMT -5
Post by Redd on Jul 12, 2007 19:16:30 GMT -5
Okay, I'm confused about the first part...
I haven't seen it. I'll go look it up on YouTube right now.
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Jul 12, 2007 19:18:14 GMT -5
Post by Misanthropic Philanthropist on Jul 12, 2007 19:18:14 GMT -5
acting like a troll is where it stopped. the second part was an actual question.
Don't be Dani Filth.
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Jul 12, 2007 19:24:50 GMT -5
Post by Redd on Jul 12, 2007 19:24:50 GMT -5
Eh. Okay...
I watched the video. I really do hope that the whole thing was a joke... I really hope they weren't serious.
When in concert, always growl names of songs so that they are imperceptible. This will ensure that anyone who doesn't have your "cult" LP won't get it.
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