Let's Smoke Keith Richards!

[Army Of Larry]

By Citranomicon

The ceremony is over, the casket lowered down.
Time to steal the body, and get it out of town.
We've waited forever, seems he'd never die.
We don't mean disrespect, we just want to get high!

Prepare the sacred bong, and fill it with cheap wine.
Bless the saltine crackers on which we'll dine.
Put on Santana and drain the corpse of fluid.
This is pure insanity, I feel just like a druid!

Grind the bone to powder, and cut up a line.
Soak the dead flesh with malt liquor brine.
Load the sacred bowl, the flesh must burn slow.
Await the ultimate high, something only Keith would know!

Let's smoke Keith Richards! It's a buzz worth time in jail.
Let's smoke Keith Richards, a high that just can't fail!

Man I'm feeling sick, this buzz is getting lame.
My skin is looking pale, there's numbing in my brain.
I can't remember who I am, I think I'm Axl Rose.
I think I'm the first to Keith Richards Overdose!

Let's smoke Keith Richards! It's a buzz worth time in jail.
Let's smoke Keith Richards, a high that just can't fail!

this song can be downloaded at larrymusic.com/lskr.mp3

Enjoy, it's Lyman's gift to you!

[Kamikaze Parrot]

LymanSinster said:

By Citranomicon

The ceremony is over, the casket lowered down.
Time to steal the body, and get it out of town.
We've waited forever, seems he'd never die.
We don't mean disrespect, we just want to get high!

Prepare the sacred bong, and fill it with cheap wine.
Bless the saltine crackers on which we'll dine.
Put on Santana and drain the corpse of fluid.
This is pure insanity, I feel just like a druid!

Grind the bone to powder, and cut up a line.
Soak the dead flesh with malt liquor brine.
Load the sacred bowl, the flesh must burn slow.
Await the ultimate high, something only Keith would know!

Let's smoke Keith Richards! It's a buzz worth time in jail.
Let's smoke Keith Richards, a high that just can't fail!

Man I'm feeling sick, this buzz is getting lame.
My skin is looking pale, there's numbing in my brain.
I can't remember who I am, I think I'm Axl Rose.
I think I'm the first to Keith Richards Overdose!

Let's smoke Keith Richards! It's a buzz worth time in jail.
Let's smoke Keith Richards, a high that just can't fail!

this song can be downloaded at mp3.com/citranomicon

Enjoy, it's Lyman's gift to you!

de javue.

[NickHume]

good song. i put it on my mp3 player

[Army Of Larry]

yea! I'm on someone's play list! I hope you check out the other songs. They are completely moronic and silly. Just like me!

[Cupcake Avenger]

but Keith Richards is cool!

[Army Of Larry]

reefergoat said:

but Keith Richards is cool!

sure he's cool, after the water from my bong cools him down. cough cough...