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Post by Arc Arsenal on Apr 9, 2008 22:20:46 GMT -5
You'll never be able to get back those eight-and-a-half bucks you blew on your ticket for Uwe Boll's "Alone In The Dark", but those seeking revenge against the infamous German filmmaker will be pleased to know that a recent interview with FEARnet revealed a giant glowing weak point in his floundering directorial career -- amidst Nazi humor and PETA endorsements, Boll commented on a petition, currently at around 18,000 signatures, for him to forever put an end to his game franchise-defiling ways. It'll take more than that to derail his train of box office catastrophes, he claimed -- though one million signatures should do the trick. _____________________________________________ Quote: To: Dr. Uwe Boll We, the undersigned, respectfully ask that Uwe Boll give proper weight to the wishes of the video game community, the horror community, and the film going community in general and stop directing, producing, or taking any part in the creation of feature films. His distasteful handling of the subject matter and lack of acknowledgement of his failures simply cannot be abided any longer. Mr. Boll has repeatedly shown a complete lack of comprehension regarding the videogames he has dragged, kicking and screaming, to the silver screen and his ham-fisted approach to horror has soiled future possibilities for anyone else who may attempt to bring videogames to film. Sincerely, The Undersigned www.petitiononline.com/RRH53888/petition.html
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Post by Arc Arsenal on Apr 9, 2008 22:21:36 GMT -5
Yes, we've definitely heard all about Uwe Boll's claim that if a million concerned gamers were to band together, say via internet petition, he'd stop making movies. You can throttle bak on the tips, Turbo. While no one at the Kotaku Towers complex believes that Uwe will give up the movie biz for a second, it doesn't seem to have curbed enthusiasm for an internet rallying cry. How does Mr. Boll respond? In shattered English, Boll says he hopes that someone, somewhere will start a pro-Uwe petition. Why? Here's why. Quote: "I'm not a fucking retard like Michael Bay or other people running around in the business or Eli Roth making the same shitty movies over and over again," says Boll. "If you really look at my movies you will see my real genius you know, and if you go on May 23 on Postal you will see that I deliver a movie what nobody else delivered in the last 10 years, what is way better as all that social critic George Clooney bullshit what you get every fucking weekend." Pretty infallible, but if it's not clear yet, Boll clearly illustrates that you're at fault, not him. "You have to really wake up and you have to see me what I am," he says. "I am the only genius in the whole fucking business. Goodbye." Genius? And how! He's got a legion of anti-fans paying him more attention than ever as Postal approaches. I'm off to generate that pro-Boll petition, 'cause if Boll stops making movies, we're out a half-dozen posts a month. Oh, and sprinkle some [sic] around this post. It's all verbatim. kotaku.com/377605/uwe-boll-re...fucking-retard
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Post by Kamikaze Parrot on Apr 10, 2008 13:42:24 GMT -5
what?
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Post by INeverLikedYou on Apr 10, 2008 19:08:06 GMT -5
what?
that's what I said.
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Post by Arc Arsenal on Apr 14, 2008 22:37:22 GMT -5
what?
that's what I said. He's responsible for alot of video game movies you've seen
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Post by Kamikaze Parrot on Apr 15, 2008 15:08:22 GMT -5
that's what I said. He's responsible for alot of video game movies you've seen examples!
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Post by INeverLikedYou on Apr 15, 2008 19:25:45 GMT -5
He's responsible for alot of video game movies you've seen examples!
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Post by Arc Arsenal on Apr 20, 2008 21:01:21 GMT -5
He's responsible for alot of video game movies you've seen examples!
Bloodrayne House of the Dead Alone in the Dark In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
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Post by Kamikaze Parrot on Apr 21, 2008 14:20:57 GMT -5
examples!
Bloodrayne House of the Dead Alone in the Dark In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale I HAVNT SEEN THOSE
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Post by Arc Arsenal on Apr 21, 2008 20:10:06 GMT -5
Bloodrayne House of the Dead Alone in the Dark In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale I HAVNT SEEN THOSE
thats a good thing
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Post by Kamikaze Parrot on Apr 22, 2008 13:55:13 GMT -5
I HAVNT SEEN THOSE
thats a good thing ...
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Post by INeverLikedYou on Apr 22, 2008 17:50:22 GMT -5
I HAVNT SEEN THOSE
thats a good thing I've seen a snippet of BloodRayne and Alone in the Dark. Both shit.
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